*why ladies today are still single?

1. th nice men are ugly.

2. th handsome men are not nice.

3. th handsome and nice men are gay.

4. th handsome, nice and heterosexualmen are married.

5. th men who are not so handsome,

but are nice men, have NO money.

6. th men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money;

think we are only after their money.

7. th handsome men without money are after OUR money.

8. th handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,

don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. th men who think we are beautiful, tht are heterosexual,

somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. th men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice

and have some money and THANK GOD are heterosexual,

are shy and NEVER MAKE TH FIRST MOVE !!

11. th men who never make th first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take th initiative.

NOW, WHO TH HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN !!?!

"Men are like a fine wine.

they all started out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and

keep them in th dark until they mature

into something you'd like to have dinner with."

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.