th story of cockroach-woman (:

chatted with waishi on msn and

she told me tht she dreamed about cockroaches.

so, i used her dream and make

it into a script. it was DAMN funny lah.

anw, here's th script (:

let me warn you guys first.

it is really VERY vulgar because

im NOT in a good mood.

and, there are alot of hokkien added,

so azera, im so sorry.

hahaha

narrator: one lamb fine day hor, at this tupid singapore lah huh.

got this er xin da bian de cockroach-woman lae.

wa kaos eh~!! she lamb bloddy er xin can not !?!

i see aleady i wan to vomit sia~ iya, but you know lah,

i am th larrator mah. so cannot vomit, then swallow lor.

bo bian. then hor, this cockroach-woman only bath

once in every 3 mths de lae. wa lan !! gan er xin ke yi mah !?!

narrator: iya, i cannot tahan aleady lah. here th story lah !!

cockroach-woman: [one hand up and one at th waist like superman.]

heh heh heh. i am cockroach-woman who will

do my duty to save th world !! WHAHAHAHAHAHA.

narrator: then hor, got a lao ah ma tap her shoulder.

*tap tap* cockraoch-woman turns around.

cockroach-woman: lao ah ma, how can i help you?

lao ah ma: your th hand hor, put th down can not HUH !?!

wa lan. your arm pit is beli cao la. i tak boleh tahan sia~

cockroach-woman: errrrrrrr. [meanwhile puts her hand down].

lao ah ma, you wan to cross th road is it, i help you hor?

lao ah ma: HHHUUUHHH !!!???!!! eh, paiseh lah.

no need no need. you go help other ppl.

i scared later i die of suffocation lah.

cockroach-woman: iya, i wont put up my hands de lah.

lao ah ma: eh, tolong lah. please please, dun wan lah.

i beli scared lah.

cockroach-woman: eh lao ah ma, everybody dun wan me to help them,

then i do wad sia? come lah. eh, dun like tht lae. i help you lah.

narrator: lao ah ma starts to run. but due to her old age,

running to her is like brisk walking to cockroach-woman.

lao ah ma was so shocked because she

didn't realise tht cockroach-woman was actually brisk walking.

lao ah ma: wa kaos eh, i lun so huast you also can catch zup sia.

eh, i last time is lational team de ok?

knnbccb. eh, please lah. let me go.

cockroach-woman: but lao ah ma, there are alot of cars here lae.

let me help you ok?

lao ah ma: EH !!! you see .. .. .. .. ..

cockroach-woman: lao ah ma !! no more car le. ka kin gia !! GIA !!

lao ah ma: HUH !?! eh, why you help me .. .. ... .. .. .. ... ... .

cockroach-woman: ok. guo le lah. iyo. pang xim lah. bo dai ji eh.

narrator: lao ah ma use her walking stick and hit cockroach-woman.

cockroach-woman: OUCH !! wei se me ni beat wo?

cb. eh, i bang ni lae.

lao ah ma: ni HELP wo? please lah, wo gang cai yao

go take bud to JB de lae. then hor,

today is th last bud. CB LAH !! now no more bud aleady.

cockroach-woman: errr. wo lao. you just now dun wan to say.

how th hell i know ar? you suld say earlier mah.

then now everything my dai ji le lah .

lao ah mah: eh chao zar bo. wa tau seng ai ga li gong,

"eh, you see my bud lai le." you say no more car, ask me gia gia gia.

knn. how i know lae? then when walk halfway,

i say "HUH!?! why you help me cross? nnb, i wan go take bud de lae."

then you tell me, "pang xim lah. guo le. bo dai ji eh."

nin nao hia eh, i tht day still tell your brother

spider-man i wan go JB find him. then now how !?!

lao ah man: YOU TELL ME LAH !! TELL ME LAH !! TELL ME LAH !!

cockroach-woman: wa kaos eh, lao ah ma, you very buah steady lae.

like tht also got my dai ji? relax suah. eh, you see there bo !?!

narrator: *SWOOSH* cockroach-woman turn into a cockroach and run away.

lao ah ma: kua si mi lan jiao !?! *turns around*.

eh, wa go li gong ar. li hor .. .. .. !!! eh, lang lae?

WA KAOS EH. i talk half way you zao bo lang.

siao liao lah. i dunno how to cross th load lae !!

KNNBCCB !! tht tupid cockroach-woman.

!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%

narrator: tht's all lah. bo liao.

5 minutes later .. ..

narrator: eh, lim bei tell you bo liao you still

kua and chio si mi lae !?! SIAO AR !!?!

eh, no need money de lae. see see faster go lah.

our pretty scriptwriter wan to kun aleady lae.

eh, tolong tolong. thank you you ar thank you you ar.

scriptwriter: tht's all folks !! WHAHAHAHAHAHA.

enjoy right?

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

im in love (:

recently,

i've fallen in love.

yar yar.

i know wad you people wanna ask.

who is it right?

im in love with .. ..

WEDDING VOWS !

hahaha.

eh really lah.

it's like so damn sweet and touching can !?!

"Do you promise to love, comfort, honor and keep her

for better or worse, for richer or poorer,

in sickness and in health. And forsaking all others,

be faithful only to her so long as you both shall live?"

oh please.

if some guy recite this to me,

i'll marry tht person ^.^

eh, but not those

ah pek or wad hor.

must be eligible okay?

WHAHAHAHAHA (:

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

would you be there?

*if i were blue,

would you be there for me?

and whisper in my ears, "that's ok."

*would you stand by me,

let me hold you tight?

and say you love me one more time.

*if i feel good, would you slow dance with me?

and touch my lips with tender loving care.

*would you die for me, would you run with me,

and never look back?

*would you swear that your love is always true?

*would you say that you'll always be the one,

to take my breath away?

*would you be there to love,

to be with me?

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

cupid, we need to talk. your aim SUCKS !!

either cupid has gone berserk
or heaven's playing a joke on me.
SHIT !!
my love life is in a BIG BIG MESS.
anw,
i dun wish to elaborate any further
THIS IS SO BULLSHIT !!
pardon me for being so crude.
this is just so not me.

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*absence makes th heart grow fonder

*hopeless romantics are only hopeless in

th eyes of those who dun believe in romance.

*always have hope for th guy

who turns around when he's walking away.

*i dun wish to be everything to everyone.

but i'd like to be something to someone

*love is not a feeling.

it's a commitment

*you'll always be my heart's strongest weakness

*i need you to know,

i've made th biggest mistake of my life.

*a smile can open a heart

faster than a key can open a door

*gravity cannot be held responsible

for people falling in love

*th hardest mile i've ever walked was

th one away from you.

*there is always one pain i felt which you'll never know.

because it's caused by th absence of you.

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

pirates of th carribean ^.^

date: friday

time checked: 1900hrs

this is gg to be a LONG entry;

DAMN LONG (:

met waishi

wanted to watch poc at cine,

but it was like FULL HOUSE can !?!

so, we proceed to lido (:

when th credits rolled down, i wanted to leave.

but waishi says there's more.

EVERYONE'S leaving;

except us.

i was feeling so eerie about us being ALONE

at tht damn scary theatre.

me: eh, you sure got not?

waishi: yes lae. jonathan also say got.

me: wakaos eh. so long can? and it's very scary here.

waishi: please lae. they WON'T lock us here one lah.

me: dun you know tht ppl who are fierce are afraid of "ghost"?

here comes tht exciting part after SEVEN minutes of fear.

it was like so damn confusing can?

me: eh, is tht boy th one who got hanged?

waishi: no lah. are you watching th show or not?

i was laughing my ass off !!

hahahaha

on our way to amk mrt station,

there was this toddler in front of us.

and you know parents always let those toddlers wear

those SQUEAKY shoes right?

me: eh, i feel like tripping her and

let her fall on her knees lah.

waishi: why you so bad huh?

me: because tht sound is irritating.

okay okay.

i know im bad.

but it's DAMN irritating can !?!

hahaha.

when we're in th train,

there's this fat guy leaning against th pole

reading newspaper and

he was blocking my reflection.

i made a face and waishi says tht i look

like a fish.

so, i wanted to see my own reflection,

NATURALLY, i have bend down a lil' to

look at my reflection because his

BIG tummy and newspaper

are blocking me.

here comes th problem.

i did it for like three times,

and he actually thinks tht im LOOKING at him !!

omFg.

because he gave me this IRRITATED face.

me: eh, he thinks tht im looking at him. OMG.

waishi: LAUGHS

PLEASE LAH HUH.

i think my taste is better (:

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*love is th only gold

*each day i love you more.

today more than yesterday; and less than tmr

*th one in love is always th last one to know.

*you look so fine.

i wan to break your heart and give you mine

*to love,

one must be prepared to face rejection.

`this is for ms simone

*dun ever let anyone make you believe tht

you dun deserve wad you wan

*perhaps, we all give th best of our hearts uncritically

to those who hardly think about us in return.

*i may be one person.

but i wan to be th person who makes a difference

*i wan to love you, but i wont say forever.

because forever doesn't seems enough.

*love, if it's meant to be,

will somehow survive. just believe

*th road to a friend's house is never too long.

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*and all i really wan to say is,
you're th reason i wan to stay.

*i'd give up heaven and th sun's warmth embrace
to see a glimpse of your beautiful face

*it's not being in love tht makes me happy.
it's being in love with YOU tht makes me happy.

*each time i kiss you,
it's better than th last

*is a kiss not th very autograph of love?

*a day is not wasted if a memory is made.

*okay. so i love him and he doesn't love me.
well, i think about it and it's perfectly fine.
this is just one of those times when Life and God
doesn't give you a second chance.
i guess i have to be grateful tht i got to meet him and
tht he was ONCE an important part of my life.

*th language of love cannot be translated.

*th sweetest thing comes from th heart,
not mouth

*it's hard to lose someone you love.
so, please forgive me for trying to hold on.

*let th people you love know tht you love them.
they won't be there forever

*when th world ends, collect your things.
you're coming with me.

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*dreams are my reality.

*without love, there is no dream

*like a movie scene with th sweetest dream,

i've pictured us together.

*a dream is a wish your heart makes

*love is a beautiful dream.

*for yesterday's memories, today's love and

tomorrow's dream; iloveyou.

*sometimes on th way to a dream,

you get lost annd find a better one

*th poor man isn't he without a cent,

but he without a dream.

*you're never given a wish without being

given th power to make it come true.

*"you know tht place between sleep and awake,

th place where you can still remember dreaming?

tht's where i'll always love you.

tht's where i'll always be waiting."

-peterpan

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

*speechless and frozen,

uncomfortable silence again.

*do we really fall in love

or just th idea of it?

*okay. let's get this straight.

they're my bestfriends.

if you break their hearts,

i'll break your face. got it?

*sometimes th person tht you wan th most,

is th person you're better off without.

*treasure wad you have and forget th rest.

*of all forms of cautions,

cautions in love is perhaps th most

fatal to true happiness

*i admit.

i fell in love with your beauty.

*short absence quickens love;

long absence kills it.

*all for love and nothing for reward.

*love is th dawn of marriage,

and mariage is th sunset of love.

athazagoraphobia; th fear of being forgotten.

i fail my BTT ):

auntie's back from Indonesia.

was glad to see her.

but she's gg back again on friday.

went for basic theory test today.

FAILED !!!

can you guys imagine my reaction !?!

i cant believe.

i passed my e-trial test.

but fail th actual one.

):

ARRGH !!

laugh for all i care man.

even mommy laugh at me !!

life is kind of boring recently.

my audition for th boyfriend position is fine.

gg on well and smoothly.

hahaha

didn't expect it lah huh.

(:

to: thclique.

when is our next tauhuay's session?

meet up soon yar?

eh, you guys update leh !!!

everytime ask me to update,

but didn't do it yourself.

especially jinyi, simone and azera lah huh.

(:

note to self: never get attached.

*yipee (:

okays.

now tht blogger is back to normal,

i'll be posting as usual (:

hahahaha.

i know i know.

miss me right?

LOL.

please !! dun bother to deny (:

note to self: never get attached.

*friendship

*a true friend walks in when th whole walks out.

*a boyfriend stabs you at th heart,
a stranger stabs you at th front,
a friend stabs you at th back.
but, best friends dun carry knives (:

note to self: never get attached.

*love is a serious mental disease.

*somewhere between all of our laughters,

long talks, stupid little fights, and our jokes,

i fell in love.

*if i had to choose between loving you and breathing,

i'd use my last breath to tell you; iloveyou

*love is an act of endless forgiveness,

a tender look which becomes a habit.

*distance is just a test to see how far love can travel

*love is a many-slendored thing.

*th greatest science in th world, in heaven and on earth;

is love.

note to self: never get attached.

desole, mais je ne peux pas oublier

*so tell me,
when was th last time you walk down th street
completely happy with th world?

*i wan to run;
but only far enough to make you miss me

*and here i am,
listening to everyone's love story.
where's mine?

*for once,
let's pretend tht im everything you need

*hiding in th shadow is a beauty tht remain unseen.

*don't speak.
i stopped believing in miracles

*let's start with th fact tht he's absolutely amazing.

*my deepest regret was telling you;
i love you

*love freely.
because it's a waste of time trying to tame your heart.

*how can i stand here,
and not be moved by you?

*and soon you'll realise tht life is
too short to dwell on th unchangeable.

*im th kind of girl who laughs at her own mistakes.

note to self: never get attached.

*love is a miracle; treasure it.

*if music be th food of love, play on.

*anger blows out ht lamp of th wind

*nobody can take away what you already know.

*consequences of today are often

determined by th actions of th past

*a litte for others,

makes all th difference

*let th beauty we love be wad we do.

*we are made immortal by th kiss,

by th contemplation of beauty

*th three grand essentials of happiness are:

1.something to do,

2.someone to love,

3.and something to hope for.

*if fifty million people say a foolish thing,

it is still a foolish thing

*never try to teach a pig to think.

it doesn't work and it annoys th pig

*it's alright letting yourself go;

as long as you can get yourself back.

*you will never stand taller than

when you kneel to help a child

*love reminds you tht nothing else matter.

note to self: never get attached.

*i was born to kiss you.

*love is perhaps th only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.

*th problem with passionately in love is tht
it deprives you of too much sleep.

*our hours in love have wings;
in absence, crutches.

*th love we give away is th only love we keep

*love wont obey our expectations.
it's mystery is pure and absolute.

*some things are true;
whether you believe them or not

*there was once a lady who love you
too much to change you

*true love cannot be found where it does not truly exist,
nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

*come what may, i'll love you till my dying day.

*do you know how to touch a girl ?

*tht's why they call them crushes.
if they were easy, they'd call them something else.

*i will find you.
no matter how long it takes, no matter how far you are.

*“This is crazy.” …… “I know. It doesn't make any sense. That's why I trust it.”
- titanic (:

*“When I was a kid, my father had this dog that started to get all weak and sickly.
He takes it to the vet, he examines it and says a maggot must have laid eggs in the dog's butt.

The baby maggots have crawled up, now they've started to grow,

and eventually they're gonna eat the dog alive from the inside.
He says it should be put to sleep, because it's an old dog anyway.
But father won't do it. He takes the dog home, he puts it on the bed

he reaches up into the dog, picking out the maggots with his finger, one by one.
It takes him all night, but he gets every last one. That dog outlived my father.
That's love.”

note to self: never get attached.

*everything's upside down ):

okays, im back.
but, blogger has change so much can?
wad's wrong man?
none of these happen to you guys?
ARRGH. why me !!?!
i love blogging so much, why me !!

anw, i shall briefly mention wad happen for th past few days.
not only im sick, i think blogger is sick too ):
and msn also.
i can't sign in even though i troubleshoot
it zillion times.

missed th tau huay session.
missed outing with quenmantha.
missed blogging.
missed msn.
missed wanyi's bday present.
missed stepping out of my hse.
missed everyone.
missed thclique.
missed my LOL voice.
missed singing.
missed pepper lunch.

wad can be worse when everything,
and everyone is sick?
):

note to self: never get attached.